Appendix 1.2: The Official Guide to Not Doing Anything

Welcome, citizen. Congratulations, you've stumbled upon the most useless document in our collection of useless documents. This appendix is a companion piece to the Appendix 1.1 and is not to be confused with our Appendix 1.3, which is also not doing much.

Section 1: The Art of Procrastination

1. Step 1: Stare blankly at the wall for at least 2 hours.
2. Step 2: Check your phone for notifications. Repeatedly.
3. Step 3: Browse cat videos on the internets.

Section 2: The Science of Doing Nothing

According to leading research, the optimal amount of time spent doing nothing is directly proportional to the square of the amount of coffee consumed. Don't bother reading more.

Appendix 1.3 contains more information on the physics of not doing anything.