APPENDIX 42-B: The Bureaucratic Guide to Properly Folding a Fjord

Section 1: Preparation is Key

It is imperative that you first gather all necessary materials, including but not limited to:

• A sturdy surface to fold on
• Sharp scissors
• Patience
• A strong will to resist the urge to fold the fjord into a neat, rectangular shape

Section 2: The Folding Process

Step 1: Lay the fjord flat on the surface

Step 2: Fold the right edge over

Fjord Fold 1: The "T" Fold

Step 3: Fold the left edge over

Fjord Fold 2: The "Z" Fold

Step 4: Repeat steps 2-3 until satisfied

Step 5: Admire your handiwork and contemplate the meaning of life

Additional Resources

For further assistance, refer to:

The Fjord Folding Certification Program

Fjord Folding Support Groups