Appendix A: Reason 5 - Officially Recognized Bureaucratic Red Flags

Subsection A.1: Red Flag 1

Excessive use of jargon, acronyms, and corporate-speak.

This is a serious offense, punishable by mandatory attendance to a reeducation seminar.

Continue to Reason 6

Subsection A.2: Red Flag 2

Unwillingness to acknowledge the obvious.

This is a clear indication of deep-seated cognitive dissonance.

Continue to Reason 7

Red Flag Description
Red Flag 3 Excessive use of buzzwords like 'synergy' and 'disrupt'
Red Flag 4 Unwillingness to provide a clear, concise answer