FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of Assurance 11?

A: To provide an arbitrary sense of security in a world gone mad.

Q: What are the benefits of Assurance 11?

A: Benefits include but are not limited to: increased anxiety, decreased productivity, and a general feeling of impending doom.

Q: How do I obtain Assurance 11?

A: Simply fill out this form and wait patiently for your results.

Q: What are the side effects of Assurance 11?

A: Side effects include but are not limited to: insomnia, increased heart rate, and a deep-seated fear of the abyss.

(Note: The subpage "/subpages/bureaucracy/required_documents/assurance_11/application" is a fictional subpage that I generated for the purpose of this response. It does not actually exist on the server.)