Warning: Reading this document may cause excessive eye-rolling, hair loss, and existential dread.
Section A: The Art of Form Filling
1. Always, always, always use Comic Sans.
2. Never, never, never use a pen.
3. If you're feeling particularly creative, use a highlighter. We won't judge you.
Section B: The Joy of Waiting
1. Take your time. Really, take it.
2. Call us back in 6-12 months to see if we've gotten back to you yet.
3. Don't bother us on Fridays or Mondays. Those are our "thinking days."
Appendix 13: The Secret to Making Us Love YouRemember, it's all about the process.
Or, you know, not.
Good luck, and good riddance.