Application 2: The Unyielding

Required Documents for Assured Bureaucracy

This application is for the most stubborn and unyielding of individuals. If you're a true original, a nonconformist, and a master of the art of not caring about what others think, then this is the place for you.

Submission 3: The Unrelenting Declaration 2: The Unyielding Creed Affidavit 1: The Oath of the Unconformist

Submission 3: The Unrelenting

A Document of Unyielding Resolve

A 10,000 character essay on why you refuse to back down. Must be typed in 6-point font, with 3-inch margins, and written on recycled paper.

Submission 4: The Unrelenting 2

Declaration 2: The Unyielding Creed

A Pledge of Allegiance to the Unconformist Lifestyle

A 20-line poem extolling the virtues of being unyielding, with a calligraphy font and hand-drawn diagrams.

Declaration 3: The Unyielding Oath

Affidavit 1: The Oath of the Unconformist

A Pledge to Never Back Down

A 50-word statement of defiance, written in invisible ink, on a piece of paper that's been through a shredder.

Affidavit 2: The Unrelenting 2