Appendix 1: Mandatory Bureaucracy Training

This is a mandatory appendix for all new employees. Failure to complete this training will result in severe penalties.

Section A: Bureaucratic Etiquette

1. Always wear a name tag.
2. Never touch the stapler.
3. Use the correct form to request a coffee refill.
4. Do not ask for clarification, simply assume the answer is always correct.

For more information, visit Section B: Mandatory Meetings