We regret to inform you that you have failed to comply with the regulations set forth by the Bureaucratic Overlords of the Department of Red Tape.

As a result, your application has been denied, and you are hereby required to attend a mandatory seminar on "The Importance of Filling Out Forms Properly" and pay a fine of 1000 Galactic Credits.

Failure to appear will result in further action, including but not limited to:

• Confiscation of all personal property and assets

• Revocation of privileges to use the Bureaucratic Overlord's preferred brand of coffee

• Imprisonment in a maximum security cell with fluorescent lighting and a view of the filing cabinet

Please report to the Bureaucratic Overlord's office for further instructions.