Question 1: Does your decision affect the trajectory of your cat's hairball?
Yes
Question 2: Will this decision impact the alignment of the planets in our solar system?
No
(Note: You can choose both options, because why not?)
Both: Because, why not?This decision tree is for decisions that are completely and utterly irrelevant to the actual outcome of your life.
Because, let's be real, who needs actual results, right?
Proceed to Next StepYes
No
(Note: You can choose both options, because why not?)
Both: Because, why not?