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Decision Tree Aborted

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We've detected a high risk of indecision in your area. Please proceed with caution.

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Reasons for Abortion

Reason 1: I don't know what I'm doing

Don't worry, you're not alone. Many of us are here.

You're probably just trying to decide between two equally terrible options. We've got some advice for you:

Reason 2: I'm too busy playing video games

We've detected an excessive amount of pixelated activity in your browser history.

Don't worry, we won't judge you. Yet. But you should probably take a break. Here's a link to our video game review subpage:

Video Game Reviews

Reason 3: I'm secretly a cat