Bureaucratic Form for the Utterly Inept

Section 1: Basic Incompetence

Please fill out the following fields, but do not expect a response that makes sense:

Section 2: Unnecessary Redundancy

Explain your actions, but be as convoluted as possible:

Section 3: Inane Rhetoric

Choose a response that will only serve to confuse the respondent:

By submitting this form, you are acknowledging that you are indeed utterly inept.

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