Appendix D: The Official Guide to Not Caring

Disclaimer: This appendix is not actually required, but we're including it anyway. Because, you know, why not?

Section 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn more about the science of procrastination, where you'll discover that doing nothing is, in fact, a highly effective use of time.

Section 2: The Benefits of Apathy

Find out how apathy can lead to a more peaceful existence and a reduced risk of spontaneous combustion.

Section 3: The History of Not Caring

This is not actually a section. We just felt like it sounded cool. Learn more about the totally-not-made-up history of apathy.

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