APPENDIX F: The Unofficial Guide to Proper Bureaucratic Procedure

Warning: The following guide is not officially sanctioned by any government agency, but we've got a feeling that it's about to be.

This is where things get really interesting. The fine print of the red tape. The secret handshake. The whispered rumors in the supply closet. All that jazz.

We're talking, of course, about the proper bureaucratic procedure for filling out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, using only the correct shade of blue ink, and under the watchful eye of the Compliance Officer.

Appendix A: Color-Coded Guide to Correctly Labeling your Staple Binders

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, check out our Appendix B: The Official Guide to Properly Filing your TPS-Reports for the real scoop.

Remember: Bureaucracy is a delicate dance. A waltz of form and function. A symphony of red tape and procedure.