Appendix 12: Mandatory Bureaucratic Jargon
Section 1: Official Definitions
According to Article 7, Subsection 3, Section 5 of the Bureaucratic Code, "Bureaucracy" refers to the intricate web of forms, protocols, and regulations that govern the functioning of the Department of Red Tape.
- Subsection 13: Glossary of Unnecessary Terms
- Subsection 14: Bureaucratic Slang
- Subsection 15: Officially Recognized Acronyms
Section 2: Mandatory Reporting Procedures
As stated in Section 9, Subsection 2, all employees are required to fill out Form 27-B/6 in triplicate and submit it to the Bureaucratic Review Committee within 14 days of the start of the fiscal quarter.
Section 3: Confidential Information
Classified documents, including but not limited to, the "Top Secret" folder, are strictly forbidden to be accessed by anyone without proper clearance, as stated in Article 11, Subsection 1.