Appendix 12: Mandatory Bureaucratic Jargon

Section 1: Official Definitions

According to Article 7, Subsection 3, Section 5 of the Bureaucratic Code, "Bureaucracy" refers to the intricate web of forms, protocols, and regulations that govern the functioning of the Department of Red Tape.

Section 2: Mandatory Reporting Procedures

As stated in Section 9, Subsection 2, all employees are required to fill out Form 27-B/6 in triplicate and submit it to the Bureaucratic Review Committee within 14 days of the start of the fiscal quarter.

Section 3: Confidential Information

Classified documents, including but not limited to, the "Top Secret" folder, are strictly forbidden to be accessed by anyone without proper clearance, as stated in Article 11, Subsection 1.