Assurance 12: The Official Guide to Not Getting Fired
Appendix 2: Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)
Q: What if I'm caught eating Cheetos at my desk?
A: You're on your own, buddy. But seriously, just don't do it.
Q: Can I still get away with playing solitaire during meetings?
A: No. Just no.
Appendix 3: Advanced Cheeto-Eating Techniques
Appendix 4: Corporate Jargon Dictionary