Assurance 12: The Official Guide to Not Getting Fired

Appendix 2: Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)

Q: What if I'm caught eating Cheetos at my desk?

A: You're on your own, buddy. But seriously, just don't do it.

Q: Can I still get away with playing solitaire during meetings?

A: No. Just no.

Appendix 3: Advanced Cheeto-Eating Techniques

Appendix 4: Corporate Jargon Dictionary