Section 3: The Art of Formulating Beige

According to Article 7, Subsection 2 of the Bureaucracy Manual, Section 3 is the only acceptable method for formulating Beige.

It is a well-known fact that only through the precise calibration of 17 different variables can one achieve the coveted Beige state.

To begin, please consult Appendix 1 for further information on Variable Calibration Techniques.

Next, proceed to Section 4: Advanced Beige Formulation Strategies for the application of your newly acquired skills.