Form 27: Proof that You're Not a Robot (Again)

Required for all non-sentient lifeforms.

Section 1: I'm Not a Lizard

Fill out this form to confirm that you're not actually a reptile in disguise.

Section 2: Scales and Scaly Business Cards

Provide a valid photo ID of your scales, or a doctor's note confirming you're not a reptilian imposter.

Section 3: Proof of Non-Scaly Employment