Subsection 24: Mandatory Minimum Requirements for Bureaucracy 2.4

Section 2.4: Bureaucratic Red Tape

As a valued citizen of Bureaucracy, you are hereby required to comply with the following minimum standards:

• Form 3456: Application for Permission to Do the Thing You Already Wanted to Do
• Document 987: Declaration of Intent to Not Be a Threat to the System
• Report 4567: Quarterly Progress Update on Your Non-Existent Project
• Agreement 0123: Consent to Being Audited by the Bureaucratic Oversight Committee

Failure to submit these forms and reports in a timely manner will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Fines up to 1000 units of Bureaucratic Currency (BC)
• Revocation of all permits and licenses
• Forced relocation to a remote, undisclosed location for reeducation