Appendix A: The Official Guide to Not Caring About Your Feelings

Warning: The following document is not intended to help you, nor is it intended to make you feel better about anything. It's just here because we had to include it.

According to our completely-not-made-up statistics, 9 out of 10 people who read this appendix will immediately regret it.

But hey, you're not one of them, right? You're a thrill-seeking, emotion-free zone of a person who can handle the crushing despair that is this appendix.

Appendix B: The Official Guide to Caring About Your Feelings (But Only If You're a Sensitive Soul)

This appendix is brought to you by the Department of Unnecessary Papers.