ASSURANCE 12: THE COOKIES POLICY

By accessing this website, you are hereby acknowledging that you have read and understood the ASSURANCE 12, a document so dense, so confusing, that it's a wonder anyone has managed to make it to this point without losing their mind.

We, the Bureaucratic Overlords, reserve the right to modify, revoke, or replace this policy at any time, without warning or explanation, because we're the ones holding the cookies, and you're just a mere mortal.

Hyperlinks to subpages:

• Subpage 1: Cookie Crumbles
• Subpage 2: Bureaucratic Biscuits
• Subpage 3: Cookie Monster's Guide to Sanity Preservation