Assurance 12: The Official Decision Process

In a shocking turn of events, we've managed to create an entire 37-page document detailing our decision process. It's a real page-turner, folks!

Step 1: Gather all relevant information. This is the part where we pretend we're actually doing our jobs.

Step 2: Consult with experts. Because who needs actual expertise when you have PowerPoint presentations?

Step 3: Make a decision. This is the part where we use our finely-honed instincts to choose between two equally unappealing options.

Step 4: Document the decision. Because someone has to write 37 pages of this nonsense.