Form 6.1: Assurance of Existential Crisis Management

Section 1.2: Acknowledge Your Existential Dread
Check all applicable boxes:
I have a deep understanding of the meaninglessness of life.

I am prepared to face the abyss of uncertainty.

I can handle the existential dread that comes with being a human being.

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