ASSURANCE 12: The Official Bureaucratic Guide to Not Getting Fired

Key Point 3: Wear the right shoes.

When attending high-level meetings, make sure to wear shoes that make a bold statement. Not just any bold statement, but one that screams "I have a functioning career and I know what I'm doing here." Black oxfords, loafers, or at the very least a pair of sensible, non-slip loafers.

Do not wear anything that could be confused with "I just rolled out of bed."

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Key Point 4: Develop a keen understanding of the difference between "No, I don't think that's a good idea" and "No, I will not be doing that."

This distinction may seem simple, but trust us, it's the difference between a career advancement and a career advancement opportunity.

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Appendix 01: The Official Guide to Bureaucratic Slang Appendix 02: The Secret to Not Getting Lost in the Bureaucratic Labyrinth