By visiting this website, you're basically signing a contract that says we own you. Or, at least, we're watching you. And we're not really sure why, but we're pretty sure it's for your own good.
We use cookies to track your every move, including but not limited to:
Your browser's IP address (because we're not really sure what we're doing)
Don't worry, though. We promise not to sell your data to the highest bidder... unless we need to pay off our crippling student loans.
So, if you don't like it, you can always leave. But let's be real, you're probably not going anywhere. We'll just keep watching you from the shadows.
Thanks for visiting! Come back soon (we're watching).