Assurance 12, Page 6, Subpage 32: Mandatory Fun

Subsection: Mandatory Fun

As per the dictates of our all-powerful, all-knowing, all-seeing bureaucracy, you are hereby required to have fun. This page is dedicated to the pursuit of merriment and the avoidance of tediumæk.

Fun Activities:

• Aerobics for Bureaucrats
• Robotics for Fun and Profit
• Bureaucratic Yoga: Downward-Facing Red Tape

Mandatory Fun Statistics:

• 98.4% of users have reported an increase in fun levels after reading this page
• 74.2% of users have reported a significant reduction in productivity due to excessive laughter
• 100% of users have reported a desire for more fun

Terms of Use: Fun Not Included