Assurance 12: The Bureaucratic Guide to Not Really Caring

A Sub-Section for the Truly Indifferent

Bureaucratic Red Tape 101

Step 1: Fill out form 27-B in triplicate. Don't bother asking why it's called that.

Step 2: Wait 6-8 weeks for our automated response system to process your request.

Step 3: Receive a letter stating that we're still reviewing your request. Ignore it.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.

Or just Appendix A: The Bureaucratic Loophole. for the shortcut.

Appendix A: The Bureaucratic Loophole

Don't bother reading this. It's just a lot of legalese.

But if you must know: it's a 37-page document that explains why we're not really caring.

Click Section 9: The Fine Print. for the thrilling conclusion.