Bureaucratic Appendix C: The Unreadable Code of Conduct

Section 7, Subsection 2: Article 3, Paragraph 14. This is a crucial part of the Code that deals with Prophets and Saints. Don't even think about skimming it! You will be audited!

Article 3, Paragraph 14, Subparagraph 2: Prophets and Saints must be at least 5'9" tall and wear a white lab coat at all times while on duty. Failure to do so will result in Immediate Reassignment to the Mailroom.
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