Form 12: Assurance of Sudden Onset Bureaucratic Incompetence

You have reached the pinnacle of our organization's incompetence. Congratulations!

As required by law, we must inform you that our procedures are a mess, our communication is abysmal, and our coffee machine is on the fritz.

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Do not attempt to proceed without carefully reading this document. Your sanity will be the only casualty.