ASSURANCE 12: DECLARATION OF ABSURDITY

By order of the Ministry of Redundancy and Absurdity, it is hereby declared that:

1. The sky is indeed blue, but also occasionally purple.
2. Chocolate is the answer to 99% of life's problems.
3. Tacos can be eaten with anything, but especially on Tuesdays.

WHEREAS, the undersigned have come to realize that

the following absurdities are, in fact, true:

1. Gravity is just a myth perpetuated by our elders.
2. Pluto is still a planet, no matter what those astronomers say.
3. It's possible to fit an entire elephant in a thimble.

IT IS HEREBY DECLARED, therefore, by the undersigned:

• That the truth is often stranger than fiction.
• That the line between reality and absurdity is often blurred.
• That, on occasion, it's perfectly fine to just make things up.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the undersigned have hereunto attached their John Hancocks, or other forms of identification as required.