**CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT**
In accordance with the utmost secrecy, we are pleased to inform you that the world is indeed round.
We have reason to believe that the Earth is, in fact, rotating on its axis at a rate of approximately 1,000,000,000 rpm.
This information has come to us via highly reliable sources (i.e. our highly paid informants).
We are not at liberty to disclose the name of said informants, but rest assured they were not paid in cookies.
Further information will be forthcoming in the next installment of our series: "The World is a Sphere".
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