Section 1: Form 27 - The Unyielding Guidelines

For the sake of clarity, the following are the unyielding guidelines for Form 27:

Article 1: Be on time.
Article 2: Do not wear pajamas to meetings.
Article 3: Do not eat Cheetos in the break room.

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