Section 12a: The Fine Print
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Section 12a is a comprehensive guide to all the ways in which you are not allowed to do things. This includes but is not limited to:
- Not using Comic Sans
- Not having a coffee machine in the break room
- Not wearing matching socks
Remember, failure to comply with these regulations will result in disciplinary action, up to and including but not limited to: a sternly worded email.
Subsection 12a1: The Font Conspiracy Subsection 12a2: The Coffee Uprising