In this highly-regulated section, all employees are required to wear a minimum of 3 layers of official attire, including but not limited to:
- Two (2) layers of brightly colored, neon-striped pants
- One (1) layer of plaid, three-piece suit
- One (1) official name tag
Failure to comply with these regulations will result in immediate termination and possible reeducation through our rigorous, 3-week long "Bureaucratic Reeducation Camp" program.