Yoga License: Application Form
Section A: Self-Discovery
Check all that apply:
- Have you achieved a state of perfect calm while watching cat videos?
- Can you eat a whole pizza by yourself and still feel no guilt?
- Do you have at least 5 minutes of quiet time in your day?
Section B: Yoga Experience
Have you completed any of the following yoga courses?
- Yoga for Beginners (or not)
- Yoga for the Seriously Injured (advanced course)
- Yoga for the Chronically Overwhelmed
Section C: Supporting Documents
Please provide:
- 2x2 inches of proof of purchase of yoga pants
- A letter from your yoga instructor (on company letterhead)
- A doctor's note excusing your lack of flexibility
Section D: Additional Information
Please provide a brief essay on the following:
- "How Yoga Changed My Life (for the Better)"