Assurance 12: Because Who Needs Personal Freedom, Anyway?

What is Bureaucracy, Inc.'s 12-point program?

Step 1: Sign a contract. Step 2: Sign another contract. Step 3: Sign yet another contract. You get the idea.

And so on.

Learn more about the joys of signing contracts in our Subsection 3: "The Fine Print".

What are the benefits of Bureaucracy, Inc.'s 12-point program?

We offer a 100% guarantee that our program will make you feel like a cog in a machine! Plus, you'll never have to make a decision again!

We also offer:

• Increased paperwork production
• More meetings per day than you ever thought possible
• Our patented "Bureaucracy-Proof" vest, because you never know when you'll need to attend to another meeting!

What are the risks of Bureaucracy, Inc.'s 12-point program?

Side effects may include:

• Loss of creativity and autonomy
• Increased risk of paper jams
• Uncontrollable urges to check your watch every 5 minutes

Consult your doctor before starting the program. Or, you know, just sign the contract.

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