Section 1: The Purpose of This Document (Not Actually)
This document is for the sole purpose of taking up space on our server. Like, it's a real thing we're doing here.
It's not for actual use, but rather as a placeholder for that one thing you're not thinking about right now. You know, for your future self.
Or, you know, maybe it's for the aliens we're secretly in contact with. They really like the look of these documents.
Section 2: The Actual Purpose of This Document (Sort Of)
Okay fine, we'll be honest. We're using it to store our favorite recipe for chicken parmesan. It's a real crowd-pleaser.