Today's agenda is brought to you by the esteemed Chairperson, Zara "The Decider" McSass.
1. Approve or deny the application for a 3-day weekend, effective immediately.
2. Discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza (again).
3. Decide whether to add "fluffy" to the company's core values.
Link to Decision 001: The Pineapple Conundrum Link to Decision 002: The Fluffiness Factor Link to Decision 003: The Weekend ConundrumNext meeting: Agenda 002: The One Where We Discuss the Coffee Machine