Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, called the meeting to order, but no one showed up.
Discussion points included:
- Why is the copier always jammed?
- Can we get a better coffee machine?
- Who ate the last of the 'free' donuts?
Decisions:
- Tabled the motion to table the copier.
- Tabled the motion to table the coffee machine.
- Tabled the motion to table the donut thief.
Adjourned: 3:14 PM. Never.