| Item | Resolution | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Resolution A-1 | To approve the use of Comic Sans for all official documents. | ![]() |
| Resolution B-1 | To establish a new department for the study of Procrastination. | ![]() |
| Resolution C-1 | To declare Fridays as National Pizza Day. | ![]() |
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