Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM on a Tuesday. Members present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and one other person who shall remain nameless.
Chairperson: "I told you so, I told you so, I told you so..."
Vice-Chairperson: "Uh, what's going on?"
One other person: "I'm just here for the free donuts."
Chairperson: "See, I knew it. Now, let's move on to the agenda: Item 1, the new coffee machine. Is it too expensive?"
Vice-Chairperson: "Wait, is it too expensive? I thought we agreed on the price last week."
One other person: "I thought we were voting on whether or not to install a pinball machine."
Chairperson: "No, no, no. Coffee machine. It's a coffee machine."
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