ASSURANCE 14B: The Bureaucratic Mandate

In accordance with subsection 7.32 of the Mandate 32, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear a bright pink shirt on Wednesdays.

Section A: The Pink Shirt Directive

Article 1: All citizens shall wear a pink shirt on Wednesdays.

Article 2: Pink shirts shall be worn at all times, except during leap years.

Article 3: Any attempts to wear a shirt of another color on a Wednesday shall be subject to a fine of 10 bureaucratic points.

Subsection A: Exceptions to the Pink Rule

Section B: The Bureaucratic Appeal Process

In the event that you wish to appeal your pink-shirt-related fine, you may submit a form to the Bureaucratic Appeals Committee.