Attendance Policy

Section 1: The Inevitable Injunctions
All employees are required to attend mandatory meetings, unless they have a valid reason not to. If you don't have a valid reason, your reason is invalid.

Section 2: The Injunction of Injunctions - A detailed explanation of the aforementioned injunctions.

Section 3: The Injunction of Injunctions (Revised) - A revised explanation of the aforementioned injunctions.

Appendix A: Injunctions for Dummies

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