Welcome to the Bureaucratic Department of Food and Leisure. Please note that all consumption records are strictly confidential, except for the part where we're not.
As per the guidelines set forth by the Ministry of Fruit and Confectionery, you are required to submit your banana and chocolate consumption records on a bi-weekly basis.
Please note that excessive banana consumption may lead to excessive happiness. Prolonged chocolate consumption may lead to excessive happiness as well. Do not attempt to consume both simultaneously.
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