Budget for Inefficiency
Our official document for doing the bare minimum. Because, let's face it, that's what we're really good at.
Section 1: Meeting Quotas (Not Actually Achieving Goals)
- Attend meetings for at least 2 hours daily
- Send emails that will never be read
- Make Powerpoint presentations with 500 slides
Section 2: Red Tape and Bureaucracy
- Fill out forms in triplicate (at least)
- Make 5 photocopies of every document
- Get a second opinion (from someone with a similar job title)
Section 3: Redundant Reporting
- Submit reports that say nothing new
- Use jargon to confuse everyone
- Use 3 different colored highlighters
Want to see more? Visit our subsections page for more ways to waste time and resources!