| Form | Process | Timeframe | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| Application for Permit to Bask in Sunlight | Fill out form 27-B/12 in triplicate, submit to department 3, and wait 6-8 weeks for response. | 6-8 weeks | Conditional approval pending background check, possible additional fees. |
| Request for Parking Permit | Fill out form 42-A/3, provide 3 years worth of tax returns, and a 500-page report on your parking history. | 3-5 months | Probable denial due to insufficient documentation, possible appeal to Parking Appeals Committee. |
| Application for Job at the Ministry | Spend 2 years filling out forms, attending 3-day seminars, and participating in 5 panel interviews. | 1-2 years | Conditional offer pending background check, possible additional fees, and psychological evaluation. |
Disclaimer: This chart is not to be taken as actual guidance, but rather a satirical representation of the inefficiencies of bureaucracy.
