Etiquette for Beginners
When dealing with a bureucratic behemoth, the key to success lies in the details. Always wear a three-piece suit, preferably with a bright red tie. A well-groomed mustache is also a must.
Avoid eye contact with your superiors, as this may be perceived as a challenge to their authority.
Use the phrase "As per our previous correspondence" frequently, even if it's just to yourself.
Advanced Etiquette
For those who have mastered the basics, the advanced techniques of bureucratic etiquette await. Learn to recognize the subtle cues of a meeting in progress, such as the sound of a stapler being used to punctuate a point.
Use a meeting room with a minimum of 17 chairs to maximize the sense of importance.
Always arrive early to meetings, but only if you are sure you can leave early.
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