Article 1: All Supreme Bureaucrats are required to maintain a minimum of 3 inches of neatly arranged paperwork on their desk at all times.
Article 2: Any Supreme Bureaucrat found to be in possession of aæk with fewer than 17 pens will be subject to immediate demotion.
Article 3: All meetings shall be conducted with the utmost seriousness, as the fate of the world may depend on them.
Article 4: All Supreme Bureaucrats are entitled to a minimum of 3 hours of coffee breaks per day, to be taken in the presence of at least 2 subordinates.
Article 5: Any Supreme Bureaucrat found to be wearing anything other than a suit and tie will be subject to immediate demotion.
Article 6: The Bureaucratic Oath
I, a Supreme Bureaucrat, swear to uphold the highest standards of inefficiency, procrastination, and paperwork.