Bureaucratic Privileges
Congratulations, you have reached the most exclusive club in the world of red tape! This guide will teach you the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing while still collecting a paycheck.
Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
It's a skill that takes years to master, but trust us, it's worth it. Learn how to turn a simple task into a 20-page report with 12 appendices and 8 annexes.
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Chapter 2: The Power of Red Tape
Learn how to wrap any task in layers upon layers of red tape, making it impossible for anyone to actually do anything.
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