By order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, we are pleased to present to you: Circular Decision 1.
This historic document sets the standard for circular logic in modern bureaucracy.
Section 1: The Circle of Life
Article 1.1: The Circle of Life is the circle that binds us all.
Article 1.2: All decisions must be made in the center of the circle for maximum effectiveness.
Article 1.3: If you are not in the circle, you are not making decisions.
Go to Circular Decision 2 for more bureaucratic bliss. Or, for the truly dedicated, Circular Decision 3 awaits.