Article 1: I, the undersigned, agree to comply with all rules and regulations set forth by the Bureaucratic Overlords.
Article 2: I, the undersigned, acknowledge that the Bureaucratic Overlords are always right, and their decisions are final and non-negotiable.
Article 3: I, the undersigned, understand that any failure to comply with the rules and regulations will result in the implementation of Severe Penalties.
Article 4: I, the undersigned, release all claims and liabilities to the Bureaucratic Overlords, and absolve them from any responsibility.
By signing this contract, I, the undersigned, am voluntarily surrendering my free will and accepting the Bureaucratic Overlords' iron-fisted rule.